Okay so Mark makes up jokes and he insisted I post a few....
What do call it when you bring a dead animal on a plane?
What do you call a small magic elf who lives downtown?
A metro gnome!
What do you call a hip hop onion?
A Rap Scallion!
Where do bad grapes go when they die?
the carrion joke was yesterday and the rap scallion was a few days after I met him. I knew then he was the one for me :)
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