TOP TEN REASONS NOT TO DATE A DOG TRAINER
10. Hands always smell like cheese or turkey weenies
9. They know what a real "bully stick" looks like
8. Plastic bags are always suspicious
7. Their dogs? Not very well trained
6. It's not fun getting clicked in bed
5. The collar and leash do tend to chafe
4. That damned bell and the drooling
3. You can't always "come when called"
2. You're never sure if you've made a decision or were you shaped, lured or prompted?
and number one.......
1. Before you know it you're put on variable reinforcement schedule :)
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